unhappy grandma in ball pit

my coffee table got toddlered

images that prove kids are weird

there has been a miracle in the alcohol isle

get a dog they said.. it will be fun they said

just takin' a break ...

whenever I check my weight i substract 5 pounds

how to convince people that you have a girlfriend

i'm done, carry me

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dog peeing in a toilet

I don't tweet I quack

how women see yoga vs how men see yoga

how to catch a fish in Ireland

they said i could do anything, they lied

Drinking in USA vs canada vs australia vs Ireland

the american tax payer position

B*tch I'm a fabulous turtle

she's asking him for marriage

reasons why pizza is like sex

lost unicorn, if found please stop doing drugs

go home, bus. you're drunk ...

better late than pregnant

she watched a spider with this face for 15 min

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not sure if worlds strongest tree or car made in china

join the marines they said, you'll get more ass

mom told me not to touch it

feel my leg I just shaved it

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Parking at walmart

some call it bad parenting, I call it efficiency

When you see it, you'll drive crazy

dinosaurs do not have the moves

Translate "how are you" in Dutch

hold on shaniqua we goin' down!

nice melons, bunch of pricks

tired of people at work stealing my coffee creamer. tried new approach

when I die i want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people visit more often

bought new shampoo, forgot to bring it in the shower

if male super heroes dressed like female super heroes

what was scar's name before he got his scar?

tobacco causes cancer and alcohol causes dancer

a guy that shaves his arms and legs probably shaves his vagina too

looks like he skipped leg day

the road to give a fuck is that way

she wants my brick

farted on the bus and 4 people turned around. Felt like I was on "the voice"

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whats it called when your crush has a crush on you